Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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