Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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