I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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