Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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