It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
