I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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