Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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