Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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