I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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