I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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