glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
