I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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