i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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