Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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