is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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