Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Someone came in the potted fern
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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