BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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