i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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