Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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