Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you would pick up someone in the library
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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