he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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