So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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