Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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