In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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