maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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