that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
