I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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