last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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