batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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