So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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