at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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