Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories