my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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