idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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