My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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