Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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