Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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