I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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