have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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