But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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