she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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