Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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