margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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