Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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