A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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