Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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