i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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