trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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