oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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