i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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