Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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