i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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