when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
