just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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