Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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