I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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